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APH: Can Your Pet?

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APH: Can Your Pet?

Gilbert crept around the corner of the hallway. The albino clad in his awesome chick boxers and a black wife beater, had just woke up. "Oi! West?" Prussia shouted, "Are you here?!" Gilbird chirped loudly, too. And he pouted then grumbled, "Ignore your own brother. So not awesome, West. I don't think that's what Vati taught you to do." Gil wandered into the kitchen to get some breakfast. He took out some super unhealthy cereal that Prussia was surprised that Germany would let him get. "Now, some milk," he told himself. On the door of the refrigerator, the albino found a note, written by Ludwig. He ran his hand through his silvery hair and then snatched the note. Scanned it quickly and shouted, "F*ck yeah! Danke Gott!"

Gilbert seemed to forget all about his breakfast as he ran into his younger brother's office. Lucky him, Ludwig was out for the day. The albino plopped into the big leather desk chair and spun in the swivel chair once or twice for good measure. Then, he logged into the internet. "I haven't checked my email in a while so I'll do that first," he told his cute yellow chick that rested on his head. His fingers quickly tapped on the keys, he was now on the gmail homepage. Gilbert typed P-r-u-s-i-a-I-s-A-w-e-o-m-e into the username bar and entered his password. He pressed the enter button, but he wasn't granted access. "What do you mean that my password or username is wrong?!" Prussia shouted at the screen, thus scaring Gilbird away. After a few minutes of searching for his error, he facepalmed and muttered, "I was missing an 's'."

Facebook. Facebook. Work. Facebook. Spam. Spam. Ad. Ad. Dictionary.com word of the day. Facebook. Word of the day. Twitter. Gaia. Ad. Facebook. Work. Twitter. Tumblr. Austria.
Hungary. Facebook. Work. Spam. Mattie.

"Mattie?! He never emails me!". Gil was just about to delete that along with the others. "I wonder what Birdie wants." He clicked on Maple-Hockey@gmail.com and read, "hey gil check this out! I think you'll like it ; ) " There was a link below the message. He laughed, "Kesesesese~ Birdie! What do you want me to see?" Since, Prussia is a member of the Bad Touch Trio, he  was hoping that Mattie was going to show him some of his 'hockey stick'.

Gil clicked on the link and it led him to a game website. He lost his enthusiasm and muttered, "He wants me to play this? 'Can Your Pet?'" Gil saw the little chickie on the screen and couldn't help but smile at the cute little thing. Start. On the 'pet name' screen, the albino tapped in "Gilbird".  He paused for a moment listening to the infectious background music. Then, pressed "Next".  He clicked on the little bow icon on the bottom of the screen. "I can dress Gilbird? Awesome! There's a mustache!" A tuft of hair stuck out, eyes that seem unimpressed, the jersey is white and orange, and a mustache on his face. Fabulous! The little food icon lit up and Gilbert proceed to feed his virtual Gilbird. One. Two. Three. Four. Now to clean him. "I'm sorry Gilbird! I must win!" he said dragging the shower head toward the chickie. "Stop waddling away!" Now that Gilbird was clean, the dumbbell and soccer ball icon lit up. Gilbert clicked on the ball, expecting it to play by itself, but it stopped after one bounce. "What do I play with him?" Then, he clicked to rally the ball back and forth. Twice.

Finally, the bicycle icon lit up. "He rides a bike? Awesome! Wait, what about the video games? I want to play Halo with him! This Gilbird is so much awesome than the real one! He didn't leave me unlike some chick!" He clicked on what he expected to be a bicycle. But the icon flipped over. And sent the virtual Gilbird into the chicken shredder. The game made chicken nuggets out of him. Gilbert stared at the screen and his red eyes watered up. Then, he began to cry hysterically. "No! I killed him! Gilbird! Why!?! What the hell Mattie?! Why?!" Gilbert shot up from the comfortable chair; he ran to the real Gilbird and squished him in a hug. Still crying, "I'm sorry! I take it back! You're the best! I'll never make nuggets out of you!"

Gilbird flew out of the suffocating hug and left Prussia sobbing. Gil moped back over to the computer and exited out of the tab with that horrid game. He replied to Mattie, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! D'X MATTIE, YOU SCARRED ME FOR LIFE WITH THAT GOD FORSAKEN GAME!!" His stomach grumbled and remembered his dry cereal sitting in the kitchen. The albino poured the milk into the bowl and ate his sugary breakfast. When, he was finished, Gil left the dish for Ludwig to clean. He returned to the computer to see his favorite Canadian already responded. With another link.

The awesome albino cringed in fear of where that link will send him. He shut his red eyes tightly and clicked on said link. It brought him to a picture of that troll face with a caption that says "U MAD BRO?" Gilbert replied to Matthew, "i love you mattie. even if you are damn troll."
Please bear with me. First Hetalia FanFic.

I kinda just spoiled the fun of this game but here's the link to it~
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And the picture's not mine, I found it on google, credit to the original owner
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neigma's avatar
I think Mattie's been watching too much Pewdiepie. (Not that i blame him...) and also... ahem... NOOOOO! GILBIRRRRRD! WHYYYYYY?!